That irrational sense of optimism is still there!
Your URL will now determine your career.

theunfler:

star-in-the-darkness:

severedwing:

valvaslutrez:

I’M GONNA BE A  SLUTTY VAMPIRE AKSFJHNSDJHFSDJMF

…how does one be a severed wing

i can be star

finally

Um…

I unf alot…for a living?

or hit on unf worthy men?

am i a prostitute?

what

i don’t get this?

I’ll be an… Executioner?

…Sweeeeet.

Reblogged 11 months ago from theunfler (Originally from mulfordthedean)
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